I’ve Never Online-Dated

But Here’s a List of Some of the Other Ways I Met the Men in My Life; or, Relationship Origin Stories

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Though I am often pretty good at disguising this fact, I’m really not very normal.

For example, I grew up on a backwoods hippie commune without (among other things) television. I had to learn about the real world mostly through…